So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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