I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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