Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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