Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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