He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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