lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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