guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you will always have a special place in my vag
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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