you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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