wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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