i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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