How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
