Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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