HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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