She said her name was "party"
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Randomize
