We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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