can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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