Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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