when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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