I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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