Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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