I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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