I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I'm like, not good at living.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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