You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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