its not stalking. its research.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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