if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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