Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
why is half of my head shaved?
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