Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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