Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Randomize
