Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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