Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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