is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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