PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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