Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just found a bag of teeth...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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