Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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