Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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