just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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