thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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