I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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