when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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