Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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