Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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