oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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