I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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