well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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