I want to stick my p in your. b.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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