Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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