everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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