my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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