I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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