I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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