We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
