I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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